Dear Yeti,
Why do people from Southern Indiana never want to move?
Are you kidding me? Let's look at the top ten list of reasons to live in Southern Indiana, specifically Jeffersonville:
10. The Colgate clock (2nd largest clock in the world)
9. Home of the Red Devils, 1993 Indiana high school basketball state champs
8. Baby Biker, Fetus Biker and Moped Man racing down my street
7. Double T's
6. Pizza King (this could possibly move up the list)
5. Cheaper property taxes than Louisville
4. Fat chicks dancing at Lighthouse karaoke sessions
3. Better view of Thunder Over Louisville
2. Johnny D's
1. Watching The Breadwinner jump in the river
Nuff said. On a separate note, feel free to check out the cool blogs under the My Peeps section. Until next time.
The Yeti
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What about the new taxes that are coming your way when the annex disappears and jeffersonville is one big city? And what about the fact that the largest white castle in the world is on the other side of the river?
How could you not live near it?
And forget about Double T's and Johnny D's -- we've got the Back Door and Old Hickory. Oh, and a place that serves up Pabst Smears. And bourbon sweet tea. And no smoking. And your dearest friends ...
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